Why the hell not

[Sweet]

TYPE YOUR NAME: Henry
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: ndemrtuy
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: vbdxcvgjn
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

[GoodOldJacob]

TYPE YOUR NAME: Jacob
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: jmkasclob
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:  nj cd cv,ln
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: gv

[unixfreak]

TYPE YOUR NAME: Rebecca black
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: Rebecca black
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:  Rebecca black
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: It's not friday today dammit!

[Apollo]

Type thy name: Jakobus Cornelius Deathicus Maximus the Third of Arkadia
Type thy name with thoust elbow: jaskolb  cornerlius deathicvus m,aximusd the third of arsados
Type thy name with thoust chin: n mxmjnklb  cvoprmniokl;iouisd sdetjhiocuisa mnaxiom,uism, rtjhwemtjhiord iofn aserjklsdsdious
Slam thy face on thy keyboard: We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.