Thought you'd find this funny ^^

[Sweet]

spamela: <Reznov> GIMME A SEC BRB
[12:42am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Actually, I like an underwater restaurant
[12:42am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> lol
[12:42am] spamela: <AES|Hawk_eye|UK> nooooooooooooooooo all tht flame work!! >:O
[12:42am] spamela: <Claire:D> Oh my fucking god.
[12:42am] spamela: <Reznov> GVVKLCVL XCKJXCVSXZIKKXDKKCLVV
[12:42am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Like a post-Hurricane Louisiana
[12:42am] spamela: Sending map to [MH]Sweet...
[12:42am] spamela: Sending map to Litslum...
[12:42am] spamela: <NS|Ninja'> afk
[12:42am] spamela: B0nG|PWN3R|G3R is no longer a spectator
[12:42am] spamela: <Claire:D> Unspectate me please.
[12:42am] spamela: NS|Ninja' is now known as NS|Ninja|AFK
[12:43am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> hawk getmap
[12:43am] spamela: Litslum left
[12:43am] spamela: Sending map to AES|Hawk_eye|UK...
[12:43am] spamela: <unixfreak> there
[12:43am] spamela: <Reznov> WHO DID IT
[12:43am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Frogmod needs an editmute....
[12:43am] spamela: <AES|Hawk_eye|UK> ahhh!!!!
[12:43am] spamela: <unixfreak> just noticed the wall is uneven
[12:43am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> nice unix
[12:43am] spamela: <unixfreak>
[12:43am] spamela: <AES|Hawk_eye|UK> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[12:43am] spamela: <Claire:D> Unspectate me please.
[12:43am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> no i dont unspec anymore
[12:43am] spamela: <Reznov> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[12:43am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> GIIIIIVE MYYYY REGAAAARRRDDSSSSS
[12:43am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> ITs enough for today with mapfucker...
[12:43am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> TTTTOOOOOO BRRROOOAAADDDWWAAAAYYYY
[12:43am] spamela: <Claire:D> What did you say?
[12:44am] spamela: <Claire:D> I didn't mapfuck!
[12:44am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Girls mapfuck. True fact.
[12:44am] spamela: <Claire:D> OM G
[12:44am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> Lol sweet
[12:44am] spamela: <Claire:D> PLEASE
[12:44am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Statistic: 99% of females are mapfuckers
[12:44am] spamela: <Claire:D> I DIDNT DO IT
[12:44am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> xDD
[12:44am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Wait no that should say
[12:44am] spamela: <Reznov> DUDE. you treat her so badly... i think yer gay.
[12:44am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Statistic: 99% of females are penis fuckers
[12:44am] spamela: <Claire:D> FUCK YOU THATS A LIE YOU SEXIST BASTARD YOU WILL NEVER GET A PUSSY YOU FUKING DICK FAGGOT
[12:44am] spamela: [MH]Sweet claimed admin. Mastermode is locked.
[12:44am] Topic changed to "-[Jim Dandy]-: coop edit on BONGS_PIZZAHUT_68, admin is [MH]Sweet (0)" by spamela.
[12:44am] spamela: <Reznov> EXACTLY
[12:44am] spamela: Player Claire:D has been muted.
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Much better.
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> Sweet
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Muting, is a great tool
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> dont let anyone in.
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> I wont
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Should I unmute her?
[12:45am] spamela: <unixfreak> could put plants here
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> woah unix
[12:45am] spamela: cm|AtlasSteal connected from United States (98.90.21.100/adsl-98-90-21-100.mob.bellsouth.net)
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> yes
[12:45am] spamela: <Reznov> MAN YOU GUYS ARE SELFISH BASTARDS
[12:45am] spamela: <unixfreak> xd
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> good idea
[12:45am] spamela: cm|AtlasSteal left
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Dont make me mute you rez
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> so u see?
[12:45am] spamela: Player Claire:D has been unmuted.
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> There
[12:45am] spamela: Claire:D is now known as FUCK
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> fuckin noob
[12:45am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> fuckin noobs
[12:45am] spamela: <FUCK> I WILL END YOU
[12:45am] spamela: <FUCK> I WLL MAKE YOU DIE
[12:45am] spamela: Ihatebong connected from United States (216.139.12.165/165.int12.dsl.garlic.net)
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Lolololololololololo
[12:45am] spamela: <FUCK> YOU WILL SUFFER WHEN I PULL YOUR DICK OFF AND BURN IT
[12:45am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> This is so much fun....
[12:45am] spamela: <FUCK> AND THEN I WILL FUCKING EAT IT
[12:46am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> xDD
[12:46am] spamela: Sending map to Ihatebong...
[12:46am] Sweet: That's pretty sexy actually
[12:46am] spamela: <Ihatebong> I love you
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> THEN I WILL TIE YOU DOWN
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> AND RAPE YOU
[12:46am] Sweet: Mmmm girl
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> WITH A DILDO
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> UP THE ARSE
[12:46am] Sweet: Keep talkin
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> WHILE YOU CRY
[12:46am] Sweet: Making me super hard
[12:46am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> can u mute him please sweet
[12:46am] Sweet: Ooooohhhh yeah
[12:46am] spamela: <Reznov> oh what? you want me to sit here and watch you play around? is that fun? you should do it too! i didnt mapfuck but you still spec
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> AND BY THE WAY
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> ITS
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> BY THE WAY
[12:46am] spamela: <unixfreak> mapmodel?
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> BY THE WAY
[12:46am] Sweet: Mmmmm
[12:46am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> no unix
[12:46am] Sweet: I do love this so much
[12:46am] spamela: <unixfreak> lol
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> YOU'RE A SICKO
[12:46am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> we make a great plant now
[12:46am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R>
[12:46am] spamela: <Reznov> sweet, stfu
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> I'm going to say you raped me
[12:46am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> To whom?
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> You'll be in prison forever.
[12:46am] spamela: <FUCK> FOREVER
[12:46am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> >I'm a minor
[12:47am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> done
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Lolololol
[12:47am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> jk
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Have fun
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> SO A MINOR RAPED ME?!?!
[12:47am] spamela: Ihatebong is now known as IhateB0ng
[12:47am] spamela: <Reznov> *facepalm*
[12:47am] spamela: <AES|Hawk_eye|UK>
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> YOU WILL STILL BE IN PRISON YOU SICK FUCK
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> yeah, have fun
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Ummm
[12:47am] spamela: <IhateB0ng> we're a happy family
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Trying to
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> RAPING A 16 year old girl
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Do whatever
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> LOL
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> A POOR SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL
[12:47am] spamela: <Reznov> actually... kinda sexy...
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> YOU WILL DIE
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> I'm younger than you
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> I HAVE YOUR IP
[12:47am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> Sweet mute the fools
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Great
[12:47am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R>
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> I WILL BACKTRACE YOU
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> I WILL END YOU
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> YOU DUN GOOF'D
[12:47am] spamela: IhateB0ng left
[12:47am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> oh no its fun for you
[12:47am] spamela: <Reznov> a little kid fucking a busty 16 year old...
[12:47am] spamela: IhateB0ng connected from United States (216.139.12.165/165.int12.dsl.garlic.net)
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> SERISOUy
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> WHEN I BACKTRACE YOU
[12:47am] spamela: Sending map to IhateB0ng...
[12:47am] spamela: <FUCK> MY FRIENDS ARE IN THE CIA
[12:47am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Reznov just went full white knight
[12:48am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> Okay
[12:48am] spamela: <Reznov> man. why do i have a bon3r from that?
[12:48am] spamela: <IhateB0ng> me 2
[12:48am] spamela: <B0nG|PWN3R|G3R> brb smokin ..
[12:48am] spamela: <FUCK> YOU WILL NEVER GET PUSY ON THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTER
[12:48am] spamela: FUCK is now known as Claire
[12:48am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> I love how the CIA has nothing to do with internet at all
[12:48am] spamela: tacky connected from United States (74.161.49.222/)
[12:48am] spamela: <Claire> Bong, may you PLEASE unspectate me so I can fucking end this faggot on the game.
[12:48am] spamela: <IhateB0ng> haha me 2
[12:48am] spamela: <Reznov> but the little kid got some pussy
[12:48am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> I gotta say, Claire
[12:49am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> You really try hard.
[12:49am] spamela: <Claire> YOU SEXIST BASTARD
[12:49am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> I appreciate the effort.
[12:49am] spamela: tacky connected from United States (74.161.49.222/)
[12:49am] spamela: Claire left
[12:49am] spamela: <[MH]Sweet> HE SAID SOMETHING MEAN OVER THE INTERNET OMG THAT NEVERHAPPENS
[12:49am] spamela: tacky left

[Apollo]

GAHAHAHA!! That's hilarious. At least, the parts that I read were.

"MY FRIENDS ARE IN THE CIA"
Fat chance.

"I'm going to say you raped me!"
"You'll be in prison forever. FOREVER!"

That made my day.

Walk into the cop shop,
"This person raped me. All I have is an IP address and his alias from a game. I demand you give him no less than a life sentence or an express ticked to death row."
Height, build, eye color, hair color, clothing, time of day, location, any EVIDENCE? It takes more to sentence a person 'for life' than somebody's word.

[vampirefrog]

any EVIDENCE?

THIS. THIS broken HEART, officer!

[Sweet]

Can you say.... Trying too hard? 

[Zoocata]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER ME THE SAME. OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.