Eeeeeeeevvveerrryyyyttthiiiinnngg???

[Sweet]

I can talk about anything and everything on this board.   

Sex
Drugs
Real Estate

[Sweet]

Sorry to double post, but I have a story

>Girl I know

>Cute

>Ask her out

>She says yes

>Few dates, all is well

>Go to her house, she's in her room

>She invites me in

>Says she's "ready"

>Deep breaths

>Open the door

>Get on the floor
 
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

[vampirefrog]

so you walked your brontosaurus into her tar pit and came extinct?

[Sweet]

Ehh, I'm more of a spinosaurus.