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Title: Eeeeeeeevvveerrryyyyttthiiiinnngg???
Post by: Sweet on March 02, 2011, 08:16:02 PM
I can talk about anything and everything on this board.   ;)

Sex
Drugs
Real Estate


Title: Re: Eeeeeeeevvveerrryyyyttthiiiinnngg???
Post by: Sweet on March 02, 2011, 08:19:37 PM
Sorry to double post, but I have a story

>Girl I know

>Cute

>Ask her out

>She says yes

>Few dates, all is well

>Go to her house, she's in her room

>She invites me in

>Says she's "ready"

>Deep breaths

>Open the door

>Get on the floor
 
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Title: Re: Eeeeeeeevvveerrryyyyttthiiiinnngg???
Post by: vampirefrog on March 02, 2011, 11:39:40 PM
so you walked your brontosaurus into her tar pit and came extinct?
Title: Re: Eeeeeeeevvveerrryyyyttthiiiinnngg???
Post by: Sweet on March 03, 2011, 02:18:48 AM
Ehh, I'm more of a spinosaurus.  :-[