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Title: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 02, 2011, 02:07:49 AM
Ok, Here's my story:

     Once, there was three little faggots, who in the end were assholes. Their names were: Dragon, Dick, and Harry. They were so busy arguing whether to kill Richard, or kick me from the server, just because Richard was defending his map. In the end, Richard rick roll'd them and danced on their graves, while I sat back with a sawn-off in my hand.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 03, 2011, 05:50:19 AM
Is it a metaphor for your penis?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Zoocata on October 03, 2011, 08:06:20 AM
Yes Henry, he has three hands.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 03, 2011, 08:37:09 AM
Once, there was three little hands, who in the end were on my penis. Their names were: Dragon, Dick, and Harry. They were so busy rubbing my penis with Richard, or rubbing my balls, just because Richard was feeling like rubbing my balls. In the end, Richard rubbed my balls, while I sat back with a dick in my hand.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 03, 2011, 09:59:36 AM
No, this is a true story in Sauer. The asshole Dragon stole my map: Strretside. >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 03, 2011, 02:42:10 PM
... New story:

      There was someone named a-guy, he spammed so much that I tried to kick him.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 03, 2011, 02:50:39 PM
He is now abusing [Jim Dandy] and I will not put up with it. He should be blacklisted for spam. Name: a-guy.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 03, 2011, 03:09:03 PM
Ok so far this is a list of complaints.
  NOW PEOPLE HAVE STOLE MY MAP, AND ARE NOW BEING FAGGOTS AND PUTTING IT ON EVERY SERVER!
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 03, 2011, 03:16:50 PM
OK here is a list of names I want, no need Blacklisted:
a-guy=spammer
Pirate?=Mapstealer/kicker

And here is a list of Instant kicks I need:
a-guy=b4 he starts spamming
Pirate?=make sure he doesn't steal maps.
Others will come in later lists.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 03, 2011, 11:22:11 PM
Cool story, bro!
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Apollo on October 04, 2011, 12:07:28 AM
(http://files.sharenator.com/super_cool_story_bro_RE_Sharenator_spelling_fail-s1024x960-146663.png)
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 04, 2011, 08:21:07 AM
Quote from: Windecker on October 04, 2011, 12:07:28 AM
(http://files.sharenator.com/super_cool_story_bro_RE_Sharenator_spelling_fail-s1024x960-146663.png)
Thnx but
The list is for real, and I want to have these guys prevented from playing Sauer...
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Apollo on October 05, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
Why hold a grudge? It happens. Some people are ass holes, others are dicks. That is life.

Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 05, 2011, 10:40:08 AM
And the people that are dicks go inside those that are assholes. They are gay.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 05, 2011, 11:18:14 PM
Thanks to Zoocata, I know that a-guy, and Pirate?= MARS.
OM GAWD HE IS A DICK
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Apollo on October 06, 2011, 12:14:41 AM
Haha. I saw mars yesterday. He's asking me to be unblacklisted, and asked If I was the admin for the server.
I said, 'No,' and he promptly began ranting about how much he hated Sweet. He also has something against women, as well, by the looks of it.

Told him, "Mars, The server said your blacklisted for being a prick, if you expect to be unblacklisted, then stop acting like a prick!"
He stopped ranting about Sweet shortly after and started ranting about how FFA sucked, without supporting his argument in any way.

He's a prick.

Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 06, 2011, 02:53:55 AM
Monitor the server when I'm on and he's on.

It's hilarious.



Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 06, 2011, 08:26:50 AM
Oh last time I saw hjim he said that he has multiple personality disability... Hardly likely, I think he's just fabricating lies.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Apollo on October 07, 2011, 12:26:43 AM
Can we log server chat directly off the irc channel and keep it up somewhere secure-ish for future access? ( id est, login to see it )
( It would be somewhat bad for people to just enter an adress and see everything said in the last month, unless they can be trusted. )

Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 07, 2011, 12:36:15 AM
I wonder... That would be a good idea though.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 07, 2011, 11:23:38 AM
He I was on Hypertriangle with BoB|DJ.... When Mars said that. He now claims that it was his 10 year old brother that was being a dick.... He is definately fabricating lies
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: GoodOldJacob on October 08, 2011, 07:15:14 PM
Does Mars hate everyone?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 09, 2011, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: GoodOldJacob on October 08, 2011, 07:15:14 PM
Does Mars hate everyone?
Yes, He feels emasculated, because he never gets his way. He is a little child, and he thinks he can get away with anything, except we've gotten on to him. If he does open a hacking clan.... WE WILL NEED TO COUNTER HACK THE MENACE TO SAUER!!!!
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 09, 2011, 09:20:29 PM
Quote from: Garm_Kralljj on October 09, 2011, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: GoodOldJacob on October 08, 2011, 07:15:14 PM
Does Mars hate everyone?
Yes, He feels emasculated, because he never gets his way. He is a little child, and he thinks he can get away with anything, except we've gotten on to him. If he does open a hacking clan.... WE WILL NEED TO COUNTER HACK THE MENACE TO SAUER!!!!
Garm, first of all, this is the story section, not the "let's talk about what kid pissed me off today" section. Second, your attitude shows that you are yourself a beligerant and unsettled kid. I'm not going to say I'm sorry, I'm just going to say that you don't have my vote for joining.

If you're into warring with Mars or whoever ticks you off, you might as well make your own clan based on the idea of revenge and "it's about bitching about others".

Good luck!
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 09, 2011, 09:22:09 PM
Quote from: vampirefrog on October 09, 2011, 09:20:29 PM
"let's talk about what kid pissed me off today" section

The general discussion section is for that :D
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 10, 2011, 01:28:15 AM
I am sorry vampi, but I just... feel that Mars is a real dick....

  He hates everyone, and I intend to stop him from doing anything on Sauer...

Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 10, 2011, 02:04:20 AM
and this forum is relevant to your quest how?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 10, 2011, 09:02:14 AM
It isn't... except it is vital that I tell everyone what Mars is up to....
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 11, 2011, 02:26:12 AM
Quote from: Garm_Kralljj on October 10, 2011, 09:02:14 AM
it is vital that I tell everyone what Mars is up to....
and why is that?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 11, 2011, 11:32:29 PM
Vampi,

      Mars is one of the (excuse me as I say) "super-dick(s)" of Sauerbraten. I recently got news from Jacob, that Mars was planning to hack Jacob's servers. Personally, I think nobody trusts Mars anymore, except other Trolls, like him. Mars needs to stop being immature, and rash. He is a "thorn" in our sides, and well, he has to stop being a child, and man up. I hated it, when he was spamming my app map throughout Sauerbraten, and then he has the gaul to impersonate me! GARM KRALLJJ! At heart, Mars is a self-centered child, who thinks he's cool. I may be young myself, but I can tell a "super-dick" out from a crowd. Vampi, I want you to have Mars permanently kicked from, at least -[Jim Dandy]-. He is nothing but a small child, trying to act cool, when he knows that he is not.

                10/11/11
                 Garm Kralljj.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 11, 2011, 11:33:41 PM
Oh, and vampi, can you please move this to the General Discussion page?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 12, 2011, 03:08:36 AM
Quote from: Garm_Kralljj on October 11, 2011, 11:32:29 PM
Vampi, I want you to have Mars permanently kicked from, at least -[Jim Dandy]-. He is nothing but a small child, trying to act cool, when he knows that he is not.

How is this your problem and not just his?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: GoodOldJacob on October 13, 2011, 02:48:34 PM
This was me and mars talking on irc.

Mars: I'm still not happy with you

GoodOldJacob: I think i might have to ban some ip's

Mars: Like mine?

GoodOldJacob: Maybe


GoodOldJacob: If you keep being a dick

Mars: LOL

GoodOldJacob: Why aren't you happy with me?

Mars: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY JACOB

Mars:YOU ARE THE CUNT!!!

GoodOldJacob: For doing #killall?

Mars: That's a fucking irc channel

Mars: and go there!!!!

GoodOldJacob: And a QServ command

QServ: tim (84.175.42.214) disconnected

GoodOldJacob: Mars, make your own server and start hacking on it.

GoodOldJacob: No one will ever give a shit then

Mars: Why? You're pissed off at me for hacking on your server?

GoodOldJacob:No.

GoodOldJacob: But most people are pissed off that you started a hacking clan.

Mars: What the fuck ever then

Mars: Who knows about it???????????

GoodOldJacob:Everyone does

Mars: No

GoodOldJacob: They do.

Mars: give me ten names

GoodOldJacob: Ok hold on

GoodOldJacob: Sweet

GoodOldJacob: Garm

GoodOldJacob: MidnaMan

GoodOldJacob: Paul

GoodOldJacob: GoodOldJacob(me)

GoodOldJacob: PainFactory

GoodOldJacob: trump

GoodOldJacob: modem

GoodOldJacob: Pupskuchen

Mars: modem does not

QServ: Loaded map: justice

GoodOldJacob: Probably more

QServ: tim connected

GoodOldJacob: Oh and all of those people that were just on my server now know about your hacking clan.

Mars: And they're all pissed that I started a hacking clan???

GoodOldJacob: They are not happy about it.

GoodOldJacob: Some think your a dick head

GoodOldJacob: *Most think your a dick head.

Mars: Like you

GoodOldJacob: Im on the fence at the moment.

QServ: HefMan4 relinquished master

QServ: HefMan4 (70.70.17.210) disconnected

QServ: tim (84.175.42.214) disconnected

Mars: You're pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoodOldJacob: Me?

GoodOldJacob: How?

Mars: Yes you

Mars: With your idioticness

GoodOldJacob: Im just saying the truth.

GoodOldJacob: Nothing bad about that.

Mars: Not that idiot

GoodOldJacob: -.-

Mars: I'm sure my clan members would be delighted if I told them they could hack a pc to steal a server because we want a server

GoodOldJacob: Ok

GoodOldJacob: Do it.

Mars: Alright, I'll tell them, they are skilled programmers/hackers

GoodOldJacob: Ok

Mars: But, am I perm banned on your servers from now on?

GoodOldJacob: Maybe.

GoodOldJacob: Im thinking.

Mars: Ok, because that wouldn't matter, because we'll have them soon, if I tell them they can hack your pc for your server

GoodOldJacob: Ok

GoodOldJacob: Go ahead.

GoodOldJacob: What are you going to do, ping my server?

Mars: I currently don't have contact with any of my members

Mars: LOL

Mars: No

Mars: We are going to look at the ip and port that is next to your servers and hack it

GoodOldJacob: Ok

GoodOldJacob: Im waiting

Mars: That's a free hack right there

Mars: And when  we succeed, I'm not telling you the admin pass

Mars: Want to know why?

GoodOldJacob: Cool

GoodOldJacob: And then i could edit server-init and reset it.

GoodOldJacob: Easy as blueberry pie.

GoodOldJacob: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Script_kiddie

Mars: Ok then we'll just hack your mac and steal all of your info on it so you can not reset it

Mars: Then you're fucked

GoodOldJacob: Nope

GoodOldJacob: Still wrong

Mars: How?

GoodOldJacob: Then i could just edit server-init

Mars: And how would you do that without a working pc?

GoodOldJacob: Because your hack won't work.

Mars: Oh really? And what makes you say that?

GoodOldJacob: Because most REAL hackers/crackers would have done it by now.

GoodOldJacob: Instead of arguing.

Mars: Lol, I'm not the hacker, no, I have a clan full of game/pc hackers, very skilled as well

GoodOldJacob: Ok

GoodOldJacob: Then what are you waiting for?

Mars: I don't have contact with any of my members at the moment

Mars: But I will, tomarrow, hopfully

GoodOldJacob: Cool

Mars: How is that cool? You're going to loose your operating system

GoodOldJacob: No I won't.

Mars: Yes, you are

GoodOldJacob: What makes you think that?

Mars: My members love any sort of hacking and they'll do anything I say

Mars: It sucks for you

Mars: But you don't beleve me

GoodOldJacob: Yeah i dont


Mars1 joined the chat room.

Mars1: ah

Mars1: sorry my firefox kinda gave out there

GoodOldJacob: Computer intrusion is illegal.

Mars1: I know

Mars1: But, my members would do it and not me, so what's next, huh?

GoodOldJacob: Dunno. Im not worried about anything.

Mars1: LOL

Mars1: Will you report them?

GoodOldJacob: Nope

Mars1: HAHAHAHAHAHA, you don't even know how to report them

GoodOldJacob: How do you know that?

Mars1: You got served

Mars1: Because, I know you're just a kid who knows nothing about computers

Mars1: You got served, again!

GoodOldJacob: Probably not. But I do know that you and your so called team can't hack.

Mars1: LOL

Mars1: How would that be possible, if I have a hacking clan and no one knows how to hack?

Mars left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

GoodOldJacob: Because they are just script kiddies.

Mars1: no

Mars1: They are not script kiddies

GoodOldJacob: Then what are they?

Mars1: They have modified clients, they a programmers, going to school for computer science

Mars1: I'm not kidding

GoodOldJacob: Then if they go to school for computer science, why would they waste their time on you?

Mars1: LOL

Mars1: what do you mean?

GoodOldJacob: I mean, they probably won't listen to you about hacking my servers.

Mars1: Trust me, they would

GoodOldJacob: Ok mars.

Mars1: I'm a tier 1 leader

Mars1: They're tier 2 co leaders

Mars1: some

GoodOldJacob:Why is that hard to believe?

Mars1: WTF JACOB

GoodOldJacob: What?

Mars1: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS KIDDIE NONSENCE? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, I GOT A LIFE

Mars1: Bye!

GoodOldJacob: Bye
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 13, 2011, 07:23:03 PM
:banana: trolololol :banana:
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 13, 2011, 07:23:42 PM
also, moving this thread to the general discussion
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 13, 2011, 10:07:20 PM
Thank you vampirefrog
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 13, 2011, 10:36:50 PM
I hope he's serious about being a nicer person.  :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess: :princess:
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 13, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
I think he's :bananas:
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Leo on October 16, 2011, 01:14:57 AM
Lol, I only know a bit about the use of servers, but if mars was to hack the server...he couldn't steal it for his own use. He would have to host it ect.

P.S As I've mention before I really hate mars, One time I spent about an hour trying to convince Bong that I was not mars (Mars stole my name).

And how exactly do I use IRC? *noob face*
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 16, 2011, 03:12:03 AM
Leo: Mac or Windows?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Leo on October 16, 2011, 03:55:38 AM
See below
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Sweet on October 16, 2011, 04:37:27 AM
Get xChat.

connect to irc.mappinghell.net

Room #Jim-Dandy
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Leo on October 16, 2011, 04:50:57 AM
wht other server support xChat?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Pupskuchen on October 16, 2011, 12:19:58 PM
what OS are you on Leo?
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 11:00:36 AM
Windows
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Pupskuchen on October 17, 2011, 02:16:04 PM
I use Nettalk, its a Windows IRC client.
Very easy to use.
I tried out xChat a few days ago...I started it, closed it and deinstalled it ;)

Try Nettalk!
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Apollo on October 17, 2011, 06:00:04 PM
I used a heavily scripted mIRC client.
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: vampirefrog on October 17, 2011, 08:27:30 PM
xchat ftw mircfags! :chao:
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Lazy Kat on October 18, 2011, 12:21:50 AM
Quote from: Pupskuchen on October 17, 2011, 02:16:04 PM
I tried out xChat a few days ago...I started it, closed it and deinstalled it ;)

Try Nettalk!

Its uninstall in soviet america!
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Pupskuchen on October 18, 2011, 02:13:05 PM
hehe okay, I uninstalled it ;)
Title: Re: Garm's true sawn-off rage.
Post by: Apollo on October 18, 2011, 04:05:24 PM
I Capitalist America, Xchat empties your wallet and then Uninstalls you!