Post some o ye'r favO'rite funnys ere, I plan to die of laughter in the near future ( 75 years? ) so help me out.
Please avoid potentially offensive, and racist jokes*
What has four legs and one arm?
A doberman at the playground
couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold,"put it between your legs to keep it warm says husband" "ew but it stinks says wife"
"well hold its f###ing nose then " ;D ;D ;D
Ha! Nice. :D
married sex is like the national lottery------------
same old balls, no chance of a 69 and after 20 seconds it all ends in a f###ing rollover ;D
http://xkcd.com/236/
http://xkcd.com/242/