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More like all of us.

But then again

>Implying mX is a clan

>Implying anybody in mX wants to be considered as part of a clan

>Implying I care about what I say

>Implying I know how to type

>aiofhdosihfafd

Phone-based server.... WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

Do an iOS one and I may be able to help.

I already had a boner. Learning makes me horny

Damn it, man, as great as that is, I opened it in my global econ class. I think the guy sitting next to me got a boner

Is that a bad thing?

Yes.

Does she get naked? If so, I need the source.

Lol, I mentioned that vampi was in mX, and he said I was too. So yay.

I wish I was here when Sparky applied so I could say yes. 

Jamie Far was a normal high school girl. Except one thing. She couldn't control her massive urge to fuck everybody within a 10 mile radius of her. In a public high school, that was quite possible.

The first man she went to was the captain of the football team. His name was Blowin Farts. She approached him after practice. He was sweaty, and she couldn't control herself. She immediately grabbed his crotch. But something was wrong. There was no rock hard throbbing cock. There was the alien from inside the alien's mouth in Alien vs. Predator.

It shot out of his athletic cup and clamped on to her hand. In less than a second, her entire hand was devoured, bone and all. She ran as fast as she could.

She talked to Blowin afterwards. He apologized, saying that after exploring an abandoned warehouse with his friends, he found strange things happening to him. An alien penis was the most recent symptom.

One thing was for sure- she was cured of her addiction.

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Anybody else thinking 'bout The Big Lebowski right now?

Sparky4, Maccas, Nenos

I think that's all

I wasn't quite sure what board to post this on. Mapping Hell is kinda small. There are good editors out there and we ought to have them in our clan. This by no means requires joining standards to lower. Perhaps they should even rise. But we need a bigger community, because these forums are awful lonely. I want to go on a server and see an MH guy.

What's the age of consent where you live

After a grueling summer working in childcare, I am back on Sauer.

Here's the update: I'm 16 now, much taller, and starting my college direction in Global Policies.

And the important stuff: I lost all my maps, but I'LL NEVER QUIT

MIDWEST REPRESENT

What are my odds

IOFDOIHFOIHOISHDF holy shit this is the best thing ever

You have no reason to leave now that Sweet is here. He will provide you with unlimited swag potential. Oh yeah and I'm back on Sauer guys

HOOOO YEAH GIMME DAT LAYOUT TUTORIAL

Sorry I've been a little scarce, I've been playing the world's most popular war-based hat simulator. I still play Sauer, just more TF2 lately. If you need me, let me know on the forum, on Facebook, or at kangas.1@themetroschool.org. I will be happy to log on and give a helping/hurting hand.

BECAUSE I'M TRADING HATS

I'm not worried.



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*Cough* So is *Cough* Sweet

Didn't get his IP. This was on Pwn Clan Server 2

First of all, I got needlessly kicked and banned by a guy named Doom|DK. He runs some "Dark Knights" clan, which is new and awful. That's first. The second thing is an issue of more pressing importance. I was playing on a server when a guy who was named "Noobguy" connected. I told him to wear his normal clantag, so I could make sure it was him. He said "Sorry, I forgot it, wat is it?" So anyhoo, he revealed that his name is SATAN!!!! (yes, the name of the player who created Reissen), and I had seen him playing with Doom. Well, I told him impersonation was wrong, and he claimed that clans like MH (yes, he specifically said MH, although I believe he was talking about clans in general), were ruining this game. So he said "I am a great editor, I made Reissen". Clearly, he was lying. I went to Reissen, and yes, SATAN!!! is in the maptitle. However, SATAN!!! is not active, nor would he act the way he was acting. The impersonator told me editing was in his blood, so I asked him if he could make a sphere. He said he could. I newmapped, and unspecced him. He deleted half of the map and said "MAPFUCKER!". After me telling him he was an asshat a few more times, he asked if "I could make the sphere, just to test me". This was some bullshit, clearly, as he would just copy it. Anyhoo, Jake, as SATAN!!! is an actual respected mapmaker, I suggest you post some sort of reference to this on Quad, as his good name should not be tarnished.

P.S. Eventually I muted him, about after he said "You are a blakc nigr who's parints are divoched"

I got it and beat it. I will not ruin the story if and only if you pledge allegiance to me.

Nope

I have a Cameroonian hunting knife and spear, and a nice Bokun (Japanese wooden sword)

Your move, society.

Yes, it's a standard feature on new iPhones

Yes sir.

Zoo and I are working on a replica of another map from another game, (Think it might be Counter Strike?)

I got an iPhone 4 w/ unlimited Data and 32 gigs. You jelly?

Hey, tenks.   

What's your favorite tractor model?

'Ey bruv

Sup n***a