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Started by Apollo, November 10, 2009, 08:17:26 PM

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November 10, 2009, 08:17:26 PM Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 09:15:13 PM by Windecker
Post some o ye'r favO'rite funnys ere, I plan to die of laughter in the near future ( 75 years? ) so help me out.

Please avoid potentially offensive, and racist jokes*

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I side by side.

Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.

Steve

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November 12, 2009, 02:59:24 AM
What has four legs and one arm?













A doberman at the playground
Amen to that!

oldgit

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December 02, 2009, 06:16:12 PM
couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold,"put it between your legs to keep it warm says husband"  "ew but it stinks says wife"
"well hold its f###ing nose then " ;D ;D ;D
join the army,travel to exotic places ,meet strange poeple , then kill them

Apollo

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December 02, 2009, 11:07:50 PM
Ha! Nice. :D

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I side by side.

Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.

oldgit

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December 03, 2009, 12:43:32 PM
married sex is like the national lottery------------
same old balls,  no chance of a 69 and after 20 seconds it all ends in a f###ing rollover  ;D
join the army,travel to exotic places ,meet strange poeple , then kill them

Apollo

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January 27, 2010, 02:02:33 AM Last Edit: January 27, 2010, 02:05:13 AM by Jake

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I side by side.

Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.
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