The Immortal Bard
I make mad bank
I smoke all the dank
But bitch that ain't my Midsummer night's dream
Cause Shakespeare's in love
Woman can't you see
I wrote all these plays for thee
I'm the fucking Albert Einstein of words
I can make things sound pretty that are made outta turds
I want my Romeo in your Juliet
See that clever wordplay?
I'm a regular Ayn Rand
A theatre brigand
And I'm taking you home for a Macbeth of a time